frogitivity:

benito-el-gato-con-gorrito:

frogitivity:

comfybi:

frogitivity:

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

jimmyspages:

when you accidentally upset your friend 

dreamyblackchild:

thefandomdropout:

musicismylife120191:

black-geek-supremacy:

okayysophia:

guccixcucci:

The way men on Twitter are counting down to Billie’s 18th birthday tomorrow. Y'all needs to go to jail immediately

Didn’t they do the same thing to Natalie Portman??

I remember when people did this too the Olsen twins, and I’m a week older than them so it made it even more awkward.

I know this tends to happen more towards girls but I saw this same shit with Dylan Sprayberry from teen wolf when he turned 18. Adult women saying they could finally thirst after him and not feel creepy. Countdowns to his birthday. So much predatory shit towards him.

It’s such vile behavior when people do this to young celebs. It has to be really damaging for them to see shit like that.

This is why the whole “age of consent” excuses on posts make me cringe because these people stay plotting with calendars all the while anyway. 

These adults lusting these teens are predators 

khasbuns:

themisadventuresofnora:

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

ravenowlsworth:

here ya go

biff-donderglutes:

e-seal:

biff-donderglutes:

e-seal:

e-seal:

e-seal:

e-seal:

e-seal:

e-seal:

feel like inventing some guys

guy who puts his head underneath the sneeze guard at the buffet

guy who tips the bus driver a 20$

guy who can swim in the deep end of the pool but pretends they can’t

guy who can’t remember their password and forgot their glasses so they ask you to read it off the sticky note they wrote it down on

guy whose kinda sexy from every angle except for one

can i make a guy too

yeah feel free, this is an open source guy post

guy that asks permission to make guys

mojang-realnotfake:

mojang-realnotfake:

tiny creeper

call that a baby boomer

masturbending:

no motivation november

teratomatower:

I uh
Misread this.
Well enjoy!!!